A little bit about why he sucks and what to do about it
Hate in a nice way
A few weeks ago, Jumbo went through a life changing circumstance which has forced him to go back east and being taken care of by family and re-encountered acquiescences. We at LP, hate him for it and leaving behind tight relationships of friendship, he will never be forgiven. That said, we want to help him overcome the inevitable hardships that are coming his way. So, If you see this and want to fuck with him as much as we do, send him $1 through venmo so he knows how many of us hate him for leaving us.
Tell him how you feel!
Don't leave any details behind. This migh tbe your last chance.